Hey, y’all! As you know from the Substack Chat (if you’re not on there, you really should be… we have fun!) Yesterday on Twitter I posted 5 Stories about myself with one of them being false and asked folks to guess which one was the lie! The stories were as follows:
1.) Adam Sandler is the one who told me Hugh Hefner Died
2.) Mel Brooks sang to me on my 30th birthday
3.) I was arrested at Talladega when I was 21
4.) I taught Attorney General Eric Holder what Kegels are
5.) my sister punched me in the nose at a Jimmy Buffett concert and broke it
I posted the reveal on twitter and all the other socials, but said I’d save the FULL story on each one for a park rant….. and here is said park rant!
I hope you enjoy and are having a great week! I’ll see y’all later with more entertainment !
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‘Corey
Park Rant: 5 Stories - 4 True, One False!