Stoned got the munchies me will shiv someone over the divinity. Growing two extra heads and turn into Herberous the 3 headed munchie bitch roaring and spitting flames should any fool mortal dare lay their eyes on the last pecan topped bit of sweet white fluff.
They only make it during holidays and I don't go to that anymore but you can bet your ass I've got a master spy and saboteur I send every year to get me some damned divinity
I’m right there with you! Love the poems. You just tickle me. Did you spent quality time with Fat Neck Annie?. I just love when you sing to her & carry on a conversation with her, all while rubbing her belly. Your accent for her is hysterical. Well, thx friend for spending time with me this Christmas. I admire you so.
Excellent doggerel you’ve written here. And don’t worry about that word. The Oxford Dictionary of English defines ‘doggerel’ as “comic verse written in an irregular rhythm.” How’s that for fancy! 😁
You speak for the people
You speak for the people!!
The divinity man...
Stoned got the munchies me will shiv someone over the divinity. Growing two extra heads and turn into Herberous the 3 headed munchie bitch roaring and spitting flames should any fool mortal dare lay their eyes on the last pecan topped bit of sweet white fluff.
They only make it during holidays and I don't go to that anymore but you can bet your ass I've got a master spy and saboteur I send every year to get me some damned divinity
I’m right there with you! Love the poems. You just tickle me. Did you spent quality time with Fat Neck Annie?. I just love when you sing to her & carry on a conversation with her, all while rubbing her belly. Your accent for her is hysterical. Well, thx friend for spending time with me this Christmas. I admire you so.
Excellent doggerel you’ve written here. And don’t worry about that word. The Oxford Dictionary of English defines ‘doggerel’ as “comic verse written in an irregular rhythm.” How’s that for fancy! 😁
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Accurate. Cue the Oompah Loompahs.
With you, Corey! I’m back on Keto NEXT WEEK to take off the 10 lbs I’ve put in since summer fruitfest became winter bread& potatoes-fest.
So many sweet treats to make
Then cherries on NY cheesecake
Tiramisu
Shortbread, chocolates, too
If I step on my scale will it break??
I feel better after reading your poem...I thought I was the only one gorging on carbs 🙂