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Maggie's avatar

You speak for the people

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Maggie's avatar

You speak for the people!!

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phoenix's avatar

The divinity man...

Stoned got the munchies me will shiv someone over the divinity. Growing two extra heads and turn into Herberous the 3 headed munchie bitch roaring and spitting flames should any fool mortal dare lay their eyes on the last pecan topped bit of sweet white fluff.

They only make it during holidays and I don't go to that anymore but you can bet your ass I've got a master spy and saboteur I send every year to get me some damned divinity

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Cindy Hemingway's avatar

I’m right there with you! Love the poems. You just tickle me. Did you spent quality time with Fat Neck Annie?. I just love when you sing to her & carry on a conversation with her, all while rubbing her belly. Your accent for her is hysterical. Well, thx friend for spending time with me this Christmas. I admire you so.

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Corey Ryan Forrester's avatar

Haha I did not but I miss her!

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Susan Bradley Skov's avatar

Excellent doggerel you’ve written here. And don’t worry about that word. The Oxford Dictionary of English defines ‘doggerel’ as “comic verse written in an irregular rhythm.” How’s that for fancy! 😁

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Suz's avatar

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Accurate. Cue the Oompah Loompahs.

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Sue Kocher's avatar

With you, Corey! I’m back on Keto NEXT WEEK to take off the 10 lbs I’ve put in since summer fruitfest became winter bread& potatoes-fest.

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Diana's avatar

So many sweet treats to make

Then cherries on NY cheesecake

Tiramisu

Shortbread, chocolates, too

If I step on my scale will it break??

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Julie Putney's avatar

I feel better after reading your poem...I thought I was the only one gorging on carbs 🙂

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Corey Ryan Forrester's avatar

You’re in good company:)

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