If I eat another carb
It’s likely I will die
But can you have rhubarb
If it isn’t in a pie?
The last 6 things I ate
Haven’t even reached my butt
Yet I grab another plate
And send it down my gut
Cobblers, cakes, and cookies
When will the madness end?
Gluttony may take a heavy toll
But it’s by far my favorite sin
What makes an egg be deviled?
They seem like God to me!
boy I feel a bit disheveled
And i’m bereft of energy
But we’re almost through December
We should all feel so relieved!
Ahh shit, I just remembered
We still have New Year’s Eve!
The Holiday Weight Gain Blues
You speak for the people
You speak for the people!!