The Holiday Weight Gain Blues
A Poem
If I eat another carb
It’s likely I will die
But can you have rhubarb
If it isn’t in a pie?
The last 6 things I ate
Haven’t even reached my butt
Yet I grab another plate
And send it down my gut
Cobblers, cakes, and cookies
When will the madness end?
Gluttony may take a heavy toll
But it’s by far my favorite sin
What makes an egg be deviled?
They seem like God to me!
boy I feel a bit disheveled
And i’m bereft of energy
But we’re almost through December
We should all feel so relieved!
Ahh shit, I just remembered
We still have New Year’s Eve!
With you, Corey! I’m back on Keto NEXT WEEK to take off the 10 lbs I’ve put in since summer fruitfest became winter bread& potatoes-fest.
You speak for the people!!