Oops, didn't know you were feeling oppressed by all the admonitious literature about baby-raising. ("Admonitory" is correct, but I prefer "admonitious".)
Don't be mad at me for suggesting that you might enjoy a parent's guide to raising flawless children ("Ungovernable" by Therese O'Neill). It's really a very funny spoof on parenthood manuals. All you have to do is NOTHING that was ever recommended from the 1800's and up to the mid-1950's by self-appointed experts.
First chapter deals with "fruitful conception" or How Do I Prepare My Sacred Vestibule to Best Receive My Husband's Life-Germ."
One piece of advice from this book: Be careful to not attempt procreation while in an ill humor. Includes illustration of enraged female and caption: "You get home and start filling me with precious seeds of life right NOW, mister!"
Maybe the Blue Chew packet was late.
You remind me of MY daddy and he was one of the best.
Ab-so-damn-lutely.
Oops, didn't know you were feeling oppressed by all the admonitious literature about baby-raising. ("Admonitory" is correct, but I prefer "admonitious".)
Don't be mad at me for suggesting that you might enjoy a parent's guide to raising flawless children ("Ungovernable" by Therese O'Neill). It's really a very funny spoof on parenthood manuals. All you have to do is NOTHING that was ever recommended from the 1800's and up to the mid-1950's by self-appointed experts.
First chapter deals with "fruitful conception" or How Do I Prepare My Sacred Vestibule to Best Receive My Husband's Life-Germ."
One piece of advice from this book: Be careful to not attempt procreation while in an ill humor. Includes illustration of enraged female and caption: "You get home and start filling me with precious seeds of life right NOW, mister!"
Maybe the Blue Chew packet was late.
You remind me of MY daddy and he was one of the best.
Praise him, Pastor Petey, PRAISE HIM! (I mean praise Brother Trae)