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Susie alvarez's avatar

Pastor you're spot on!! Hell I'm retired, never in a hurry but I am respectful of people waiting in line. That's just damn rude. Kudos to you for waiting. 👏👏

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Kim Cusato's avatar

Dixie Chicken!! Love it! For all you youngsters who are unfamiliar with Little Feat, consider your education initiated by Pastor Petey go out and purchase the album.

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Laura Wagner's avatar

Situational awareness!!! OMG please please

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Gina Biondo's avatar

Poor Billy Buckles,. Life has been hard on him...while providing us laughter. Pastor Petey forgive us for laughing at Billy. And Pastor we know that man who speaks too long to a clerk...generally about Biden taking away his guns and that Trump is god. Have mercy on us all. Thank you for giving us this sermon.

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Al Parker's avatar

This sermon really spoke to me. I live 4 hours from Chickalucki, but I know I have stood behind this same man before. I too felt as if I may go to jail. Preach on!

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Penny Briscoe's avatar

First time hearing Pastor Petey lol love it! Tell Corey I love him like chicken lol

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Susan Bradley Skov's avatar

At least it was cold coffee you wanted, Pastor Petey

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Julie Putney's avatar

Very relatable!

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Shirley August's avatar

Pastor Petey, is this here one o' those prosperity gospel parishes I've heard mention of? My monthly offering has come back by way of the northern U.S. hamlet of Briley Falcust (pop. 19) being able to irrevocably and officially acquire what will henceforth be known as the Briley Falcust Recreational Lands and Wildlife Sanctuary.

While this particular 2-acre feature of the hamlet has been in use over the span of multiple generations*, the acreage has once again been made available to a̶n̶y̶ ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t anyone with the financial means willing to buy overpriced, listed as commercial property, wooded agricultural land.

The mayor and treasurer (Brian Falck and Shirley August respectively) met and discussed amending the hamlets budget to include further land acquisition and declared "Yes, we must, we can, we will!"**

*The adjoining parcels make up the last 3 acres of the original 90+-acre Malchow family farm (Brian's maternal side of the family). His two aunts own the other 2 acres and have finally dropped their asking price to one we can handle.

**Seriously, y'all, we really don't want a BillyBob's Large Item Storage Emporium being built right on the edge of our property, and that seems to be the type of business that's been popping up on all the vacant land in our area recently. The rest of it is being turned into a hellscape of identical townhomes with no outbuildings allowed, so everyone needs to procure offsite storage facilities.

Iced coffee is a gift from the gods that this menopausal woman never knew she needed.

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