Watch now (9 mins) | Hey hey! Thanks for tuning in to The Joke of The Day here at CoreyWritesForYou.com. Today’s joke was submitted by paid subscriber Stephen Sharp! I told y’all I was gonna start stealing your sh*t, and today I’m delivering on that promise:) A reminder that I’ll be in LA this coming week, so expect some guest appearances on the next few episodes!
This is one my favorite jokes. The punchline I had heard with it was (a heavily accented) "That dog'll bite you."
As I’m listening to this, doesn’t my dog come in the room, plop himself down and yes, starts licking his privates. The timing was perfect! And I don’t think weenie will even get to the Elite Eight
I think private parts, weenie, and ding dong are amusing in these usages because there's a conflict in talking about something supposedly improper but not being willing to use the supposedly improper word for it. It's the same as someone who has to whisper it.
Oh, wow. Cool. I'm somebody!!
This is the kind of spontaneous publicity that makes people!
Things are going to start happening to me now.
IF that is indeed every man's goal, I recommend you take up yoga.
Weenie, lol 😆