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This is one my favorite jokes. The punchline I had heard with it was (a heavily accented) "That dog'll bite you."

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As I’m listening to this, doesn’t my dog come in the room, plop himself down and yes, starts licking his privates. The timing was perfect! And I don’t think weenie will even get to the Elite Eight

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I think private parts, weenie, and ding dong are amusing in these usages because there's a conflict in talking about something supposedly improper but not being willing to use the supposedly improper word for it. It's the same as someone who has to whisper it.

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Oh, wow. Cool. I'm somebody!!

This is the kind of spontaneous publicity that makes people!

Things are going to start happening to me now.

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IF that is indeed every man's goal, I recommend you take up yoga.

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Weenie, lol 😆

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