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Chad B's avatar

This is one my favorite jokes. The punchline I had heard with it was (a heavily accented) "That dog'll bite you."

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PJ Obenauf's avatar

Came here to say this! And yep, the punchline should be a very slow drawl, like. "That dawg will biiiite youuuuuu...."

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Maggie's avatar

As I’m listening to this, doesn’t my dog come in the room, plop himself down and yes, starts licking his privates. The timing was perfect! And I don’t think weenie will even get to the Elite Eight

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KORFAN3E8's avatar

I think private parts, weenie, and ding dong are amusing in these usages because there's a conflict in talking about something supposedly improper but not being willing to use the supposedly improper word for it. It's the same as someone who has to whisper it.

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Steve Sharp's avatar

Oh, wow. Cool. I'm somebody!!

This is the kind of spontaneous publicity that makes people!

Things are going to start happening to me now.

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Dave Bledsoe's avatar

You keep this kind of thing up and they MIGHT put you in the phone book...someday...

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Corey Ryan Forrester's avatar

Really appreciate it, Stephen!

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Rosemary Shields's avatar

IF that is indeed every man's goal, I recommend you take up yoga.

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Julie Putney's avatar

Weenie, lol 😆

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