Good morning and Happy Sunday, Children of The Flock, and all you beautiful Citizens of Chickaluki! We are so glad to have you in the congregation on what, if we are not mistaken, is the first-ever Easter Service here at Pastor Petey’s Place for Parishioners, Both Pompeous & Prolitariate Alike!
Pastor Petey, Mrs. Pastor Petey and all the various pew sitters, Have been listening for a good while and have my Chickaluki tshirt :). I just today put up my own substack about being an overserved fetus swimming around in mom's beer belly back in the sixties! If it's not okay to post a link here --please-- let me know. If you throw the holy water at me I'm pretty sure I'll sizzle right away like the wicked old witch.
Back when I was a little 'un, my Dad would get up and stomp around during the sermon in church, turning red, crying, and I never understood why. Well, Pastor Petey's sermon today got me up and stompin' in the aisles.
Hypocrisy abounds among RepubliChristians. Just watched an HBO special regarding the Alex Jones trial. He is such a fat asshole, I just wanted him to spontaneously combust! Hard to believe he has not paid a penny as of yet, and he is still preaching his hate and conspiracy theories.
I love you Pastor and agree with your assessment of Christianity. In my experience, if someone has to tell me they are a good Christian, they are about to demonstrate quite the opposite.
Pastor Petey, Mrs. Pastor Petey and all the various pew sitters, Have been listening for a good while and have my Chickaluki tshirt :). I just today put up my own substack about being an overserved fetus swimming around in mom's beer belly back in the sixties! If it's not okay to post a link here --please-- let me know. If you throw the holy water at me I'm pretty sure I'll sizzle right away like the wicked old witch.
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Amen, Pastor Petey. This is a righteous sermon
Back when I was a little 'un, my Dad would get up and stomp around during the sermon in church, turning red, crying, and I never understood why. Well, Pastor Petey's sermon today got me up and stompin' in the aisles.
Hypocrisy abounds among RepubliChristians. Just watched an HBO special regarding the Alex Jones trial. He is such a fat asshole, I just wanted him to spontaneously combust! Hard to believe he has not paid a penny as of yet, and he is still preaching his hate and conspiracy theories.
I love you Pastor and agree with your assessment of Christianity. In my experience, if someone has to tell me they are a good Christian, they are about to demonstrate quite the opposite.