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Gina Biondo's avatar

What a hoot. Thank you for sharing. I appreciate fart jokes.

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Ang loves plants's avatar

That is one hall of fame fart! 🤣🤣

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Kim Cusato's avatar

Being of robust posterior since about age 8 (no matter how thin I've gotten, the gluteal adiposity reduction has remained elusive), I have not had the ability to easily suppress the volume of my flatus passage. I can totally buy it that the sound convinced the system that glass has broken.

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Patty's avatar

Fart content is part of your charm! I loved that story!

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Steve Sargent's avatar

Holy shit! That is too funny! I have this alternate scenario : instead of blacking out in his house, he insteads climbs in the back of his locked truck to pass out. Moments later the alarm goes off (insert car alarm sounds).😬🥴😝 Thanks for sharing!

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Marjorie J. Birch's avatar

Gah-dammit, the South needs its own TV station. More comedy, fewer committee meetings. And a channel theme piece of music made up of farts. And shows with shirtless Alabama men digging up old Coke bottles. (My latest Facebook favorite.)

I'm not sure because I'm still going through the Puttin On Airs broadcasts from the past -- did you guys ever do a study of The Pétomane? This was a Frenchman who could fart at will -- blow out candles, play the national anthem with his butthole, etc.

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Tina Wood's avatar

Governor LePetomane in Blazing Saddles was named for him!

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Marjorie J. Birch's avatar

I know! Lots of people currently serving in Congress should be named that...

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