Hey yall! Today’s story is about the time I made a fool out of myself in front of some very powerful people! Stay tuned for the epic conclusion of Colonel Cornbread, which will drop on Halloween!
That was incredible! Best story I've ever heard and I dare anyone to top it! I would say more true stories and go back to videos of you walking and talking. I'm old so you can probably guess why I choose those. Thank you for hanging in there for us and love ya brother!
Oh let's see... when did I embarrass myself in public while drunk?
A Gibson, straight up will do that. (basically a martini with teeny onions instead of an olive)
I was at a nice restaurant with my employers and my boss dared me to take that drink without ice. I did.
Mistake.
Even at my most sober, I can't claim to have much of a "shut up" valve in my head, but what little I had was swiftly dissolved in gin.
We were sitting next to a table where the main guest was our local Congressman, Robert Walker, a man with ultra conservative views (this was Lancaster, PA, after all) and a serious case of Republican hair (See Mike Pence, but there are others. Why ARE they so infatuated with that side parted poofy white hair?)
The topic of conversation was the latest Rocky movie. I think this was the one where he trained against the Russian by chopping wood in Siberia or some such stunt. (Yes, my children, this was a LONG time ago.) Someone reminisced about the first Rocky, where he trained by walloping cattle carcasses. I said that the next Democratic candidate for the President should train for the job by hanging Ronald Reagan upside down in a meat locker and punching him repeatedly. And I did not say this quietly.
Mercifully, I have forgotten the rest of the things I said, but my employer's wife was very icy to me the next day and I apologized. I've been careful about public drinking ever since.
I love Cornel Cornbread and actually prefer the once a week or once a month episode.
That was incredible! Best story I've ever heard and I dare anyone to top it! I would say more true stories and go back to videos of you walking and talking. I'm old so you can probably guess why I choose those. Thank you for hanging in there for us and love ya brother!
We never finished Redneck Bromance.
Oh let's see... when did I embarrass myself in public while drunk?
A Gibson, straight up will do that. (basically a martini with teeny onions instead of an olive)
I was at a nice restaurant with my employers and my boss dared me to take that drink without ice. I did.
Mistake.
Even at my most sober, I can't claim to have much of a "shut up" valve in my head, but what little I had was swiftly dissolved in gin.
We were sitting next to a table where the main guest was our local Congressman, Robert Walker, a man with ultra conservative views (this was Lancaster, PA, after all) and a serious case of Republican hair (See Mike Pence, but there are others. Why ARE they so infatuated with that side parted poofy white hair?)
The topic of conversation was the latest Rocky movie. I think this was the one where he trained against the Russian by chopping wood in Siberia or some such stunt. (Yes, my children, this was a LONG time ago.) Someone reminisced about the first Rocky, where he trained by walloping cattle carcasses. I said that the next Democratic candidate for the President should train for the job by hanging Ronald Reagan upside down in a meat locker and punching him repeatedly. And I did not say this quietly.
Mercifully, I have forgotten the rest of the things I said, but my employer's wife was very icy to me the next day and I apologized. I've been careful about public drinking ever since.
Mula bandha is indeed a thing 😁.
Your idea is a good one. Have a great rest of your day! 💜