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R.C.McDovetail's avatar

Lot going on in my world RN so I'm a couple of weeks late but, GOT DAYUM if this ain't some of the best content you've put out Cho.

chichi robado's avatar

This was hilarious! Well, not Amber’s ankle injury obvi - hope she’s feeling better and is on the mend. Seriously, if she’s camera shy (I can relate), she could be audio only or blur her or something. And yeah, where’s those hot dogs??

Corey Ryan Forrester's avatar

I know it’s a Def Lep song, but they actually ARE a Van Halen cover band lol

Gina Marie Di Dio's avatar

Haha ok, makes sense!! :)

Kim Cusato's avatar

You’re right, Corey, Amber does have a plentiful rack. Jealous!!

Mamie Cole's avatar

OK, but I would seriously pay more for more Content like this. A few questions: one: Did you get Amber‘s cookies? also, what kind of cookies? Two: is this a Van Halen cover band singing Def Leppard or a Def Leppard cover band? Why is everyone at your grocery store so rude? I bet they don’t even put their carts back when they’re finished with them in the parking lot. please ignore all the typos. I am voice typing this because I broke my dominant wrist and typing is a motherfucker right now. Love youse.

Dee's avatar

👍🫶 But did you get her cookies?

Luz's avatar

You're not a loser.

CJ Dewey's avatar

He chucked out in front of me! 😅😂🤣😂

Tell Amber that this is the Best content you have ever put out on Substack! We love your park rants, but this is like our life but we have 2 girls 8 and 9😳😫😂My Hubby and I are making bacon for dinner and couldn’t stop laughing. More Please!

We love it when you keep it real💯

Kick back Amber Let it Go! Take it from a oowie oowie Jackie Dewey the 48 yr old who had a triple bypass recently! Thanks for the laughs guys!!! 😍🥰😘😍🥰😘🤣

Corey Ryan Forrester's avatar

Jackie!!!! How are you feeling?

CJ Dewey's avatar

Pretty Darn good for having a Triple Bypass Honey! There’s a lot going on these days it’s not being a helicopter parent, it’s being vigilant and getting your 💩 done! Getting wheeled in to Adam Ray’s Show tomorrow night😎 Apparently when they wheeled me into Surgery, I told them I couldn’t miss seeing Adam Ray🤪😄😁😆😅😂🤣

Love to the family especially that Drunk Whore who has a very unhappy baby!🥳

Susie alvarez's avatar

Love the reality show.🤣

Hope Amber feels better soon.

Justin Paden's avatar

And, what about the hot dogs?

Al Parker's avatar

Why is a Van Halen cover band doing a Def Leppard song?

Marjorie J. Birch's avatar

So, did you get the damn cookies like she asked?

I kind of like your two tone beard. Reminds me of a 1978 Mustang.

Julie Putney's avatar

That's life! We're all in the same boat...in the past couple of years (& this year), my son-in-law and both of my sons had a broken ankle. What are the odds?

Jen's avatar

But what about her cookies? DID YOU FORGET HER COOKIES?

CJ Dewey's avatar

We all want to know about Ambers Cookies🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🤔🤔🤔

Ruth's avatar

What KIND of cookies were they???