Children of the flock! Happy Sunday to us all! For This week’s sermon, Pastor Petey shares The Parable of The Insulated Water Cup! Thank you all for your perfect attendance, and remember that the offering plate is always going around! Have a glorious day, and may the good lord shine his ever loving light on all your football bets today!
I’d like to offer up a prayer for Sister Britney Spears. Please show her that dancing with knives is not practicing good knife safety. She’s gonna fuck around and loose a nipple.
Trinity Tabernacle Turtles...I laughed for 5 minutes !!
Pastor Petey I applaud your creativity with your cols drink. Clearly the Lord inspired you, and now you have inspired us all.
I haven’t been to an actual church since before Covid. But I do carve out time on Sundays now for Pastor Petey.
Nothing like partaking in the lords lettuce and listening to a great sermon. Love the fall but for the love of all things holy no pumpkin spice!
I’d like to offer up a prayer for Sister Britney Spears. Please show her that dancing with knives is not practicing good knife safety. She’s gonna fuck around and loose a nipple.