I got a whole lotta buddies who give me hell about the fact that I don’t get out anymore. I wish they could hear how they sound from my perspective:
What they say: you don’t ever come round the bar anymore! What gives?
What I hear: don’t you wanna risk a DUI so you can moderate an argument between an anti-vaxxer and a divorced computer engineer?
What they say: Your old lady has got you whipped like a farm mule!
What I hear: I’ve got 3 ex wives but at least I get to watch SportsCenter whenever I want, you p*ssy!
People act like hanging out with your wife and kid is a death sentence instead of, you know… a thing you literally chose to do. Y’all remember that 30,000 dollar party I threw and invited you to? Yeah, I didn’t do that cause I hated the woman.
I know marriage is tough, but so is taking a solid sh*t after Taco Tuesday. Don’t mean it ain’t worth it. Golf ain’t easy either, but hittin that one good shot off a downhill lie to about 4 feet and sinking the putt will make even a bad round seem fun. That’s how I feel when my wife and son wake me up in the morning, both smiling and ready for Daddy to make breakfast. It don’t matter that she called me a dumb sumbitch the night before cause I used the wrong setting on the laundry machine. She gets a mulligan.
As I sit here drinking coffee and writing this with my son on my lap, I can’t think of any bar I used to frequent that would offer me such satisfaction. I’m glad those days happened, don’t get me wrong, because I have some great memories. Memories to me though are now just things to dwell upon while I’m watching my son make his own!
I do have to admit…. There is still the same amount of puke to clean up!
More on all this later, I got a diaper to change!
‘Corey
Definite twins. I’m not sure why I pictured you both on Halloween this year as Dr. evil and Mini Me 😀 Well, Life is like a box of chocolates....and therein lies the depth of my life advice....and it isn’t even mine😁
Your babe is absolutely gorgeous! And I don't think babies are cute on a general basis. Love his baby blues!!