Ole was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife, Lena, was really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 PRETTY DAMN FAST!”
The next morning Ole got up early and left for work. When Lena woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Lena put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Just watched your liberal redneck video of your first time at the naturist club. I laughed a lot. You were so sweet to that man who felt accepted 10 days a year. I cried, too.
Corey, I literally (in the old-fashioned sense) LOL at this joke. Didn't realize how badly I needed a LOL moment today. Thank you. ♥️♥️
Here’s a joke for you:
Ole was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife, Lena, was really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 PRETTY DAMN FAST!”
The next morning Ole got up early and left for work. When Lena woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Lena put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ole has been missing since Friday.
Just watched your liberal redneck video of your first time at the naturist club. I laughed a lot. You were so sweet to that man who felt accepted 10 days a year. I cried, too.
Hi-Larious Mr. Forrester!!! Thank you so much for this Smile & Laugh on this Monday afternoon!!!