Hey all! Hope you’re having a great Monday so far! As promised, today I’m going to tell some of the jokes that y’all have left in the comments! There were some very good ones, and as long as y’all keep posting them, I’ll keep telling them! Also, please remember that my ears are always open to suggestions and critiques. I want this site to be fun for everyone, and if that means adding something or changing something up, please feel free to let me know what would make it better for YOU!
Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question, and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday.
The first Friday the question was how many gallons of water are there in the whole world. No one knew so they all had to go to school on Monday.
Next Friday the question was how many grains of sand are there in the whole world. No one knew so they had to go to school on Monday.
By this time Little Johnny is getting mad because he doesn't want to go to school on Monday, so he paints two ping-pong balls black and the next Friday right before the teacher asked the question he rolled the two black ping-pong balls up to her and she said, "Who is the comedian with two black balls?"
Little Johnny said," Flip Wilson". See you on Tuesday."
(I did the punchline as I heard it as a kid...which I admit is probably lost on a lot of young people :) )
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin looks to the other and says “Man it’s hot in here” the other muffin screams “Holy shit, a talking muffin!”
Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question, and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday.
The first Friday the question was how many gallons of water are there in the whole world. No one knew so they all had to go to school on Monday.
Next Friday the question was how many grains of sand are there in the whole world. No one knew so they had to go to school on Monday.
By this time Little Johnny is getting mad because he doesn't want to go to school on Monday, so he paints two ping-pong balls black and the next Friday right before the teacher asked the question he rolled the two black ping-pong balls up to her and she said, "Who is the comedian with two black balls?"
Little Johnny said," Flip Wilson". See you on Tuesday."
(I did the punchline as I heard it as a kid...which I admit is probably lost on a lot of young people :) )
Thanks for reading my joke, I made the kids listen to it again!