Hidy, y’all! Fresh off a week of recording Puttin’ On Airs and toiling away w/ my new book has got me in a wee bit of a, how shall I say? A mood from across the pond, as it were! Enjoy this little shakeup in the format as, instead of a “joke” joke, I read you a filthy little Limerick!
Had to look up Gershwin Legman. He has quite the history, including having “invented the vibrating dildo” according to Wiki. And that’s almost the least interesting thing he produced!
I agree. Limericks are best served dirty
Anyone who is easily offended should stop reading here. (Though I have to ask what they're doing here to begin with?)
The way I heard the Nantucket one was:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it."
Another one was this:
There once was a man named Dave
Who lived with a dead whore in a cave
You gotta admit
It stunk like shit
But look at the money he saved.
Had to look up Gershwin Legman. He has quite the history, including having “invented the vibrating dildo” according to Wiki. And that’s almost the least interesting thing he produced!