Hey everyone! Hope you are having a great day! Today’s joke of the day is from The Friars club again, but the REAL joke of the day is the one God just pulled on me… I have covid! So bad news for me is probably good news for you, as I’ll be more active in this here substack while quarantined!
Dude, that sucks. I just caught it this past week, myself. Two and half years of being a good boy, following all the rules, getting vaxxed and boosted and got it anyway. Hope your case is more mild than mine. It pretty much kicked my ass.
performer rides a unicycle, juggles, plays a kazoo, and does other stuff. It goes on and on, and finally someone from the audience yells out, “Is there no end to your fucking talent?!”
Take care of yourself. Covid doesn't care if you have been vaccinated and boosted, but it should keep you from getting really sick. Get rest. We love you, and I love the cheesy jokes.
LPM's are the reason I could never really do stand up, I love a circuitous path to a punchline, with six asides and at least one off topic diversion before coming back to land the punchline. I want my listener to invest in my dumb story and being onstage you just don't have the time. Which is why I do a podcast instead. (or at least that is what I TELL myself to make myself feel better about being afraid to do stand up)
Aw honey, I'm sorry. Don't push yourself, the fatigue lasts awhile. Write that "Book of Mormon" style musical for South Baptistas.
Dude, that sucks. I just caught it this past week, myself. Two and half years of being a good boy, following all the rules, getting vaxxed and boosted and got it anyway. Hope your case is more mild than mine. It pretty much kicked my ass.
This is my favorite long set up:
A one-man act is going on onstage. The
performer rides a unicycle, juggles, plays a kazoo, and does other stuff. It goes on and on, and finally someone from the audience yells out, “Is there no end to your fucking talent?!”
I hope you feel better soon.
oh the perverse and confusing feeling when i wanna like this cuz its good but i dont wanna like this cuz you got covid.
Take care of yourself, go slow. Just getting over it myself, and being 70 it takes a lot longer !
Sorry you have covid. Get well soon!
Take care of yourself. Covid doesn't care if you have been vaccinated and boosted, but it should keep you from getting really sick. Get rest. We love you, and I love the cheesy jokes.
LPM's are the reason I could never really do stand up, I love a circuitous path to a punchline, with six asides and at least one off topic diversion before coming back to land the punchline. I want my listener to invest in my dumb story and being onstage you just don't have the time. Which is why I do a podcast instead. (or at least that is what I TELL myself to make myself feel better about being afraid to do stand up)
Take care of yourself. COVID and possible long-term COVID isn’t f’ing around these days.
Get well soon!
Good for us!! Sorry for you! Have a 'mater sammich and you will feel better.
Get better buttercream
Hope you have minimal symptoms, Corey.