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Janet Eaton's avatar

Very nice! Very accurate!

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Kandake1's avatar

😂😂😂 that’s all I can say.

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Dave Powell's avatar

Every day is a better day.

No matter what your traitor brain tells you

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Margaret G.'s avatar

I was reading Shel Silverstein's unicorn poem yesterday. You remind me of him, with this.

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Kara Norman's avatar

“Nekkid hugs...” 😂

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Captain Kimothy's avatar

You ain’t wrong. Laying some cable is a wonder and an enormous relief. Love you!

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phoenix's avatar

I showed this to like...errybody. I read Amazon product descriptions when I'm down. It's some of the most unintentionally funny, weirdest shit you'll read. I have a whole folder of them

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Adam Franklin's avatar

Love it! Nekkid hugs are still cool with the one you love! 😀 Keep up the positive attitude my guy! I’ll see you at Zanies on the 16th!

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Pat Hartley's avatar

My sentiments exactly, the shit part is just old age in my case.

Great poem !

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Marcia's avatar

Love you, Corey! This definitely brought a chuckle and a smile.

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Debbie's avatar

Well stated young wordsmith 🙌🏽👍🤣

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Diana's avatar

Excellent! I can’t to read the poems you write when you’re actually old! 😉

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Regina Mazzuca's avatar

You slay me!! I needed this today. Thank you!

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