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Corey! Quit apologizing for apologizing! You apologized for the baby maybe coming, apologized for the short posts, apologized for being out of breath, apologized for the audio. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! ENOUGH >STOP> You don't have to apologize for anything. We love you, and just do what you need to do.

Its important for you to take a break, and walk. STOP TRYING TO WORK.

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Corey, you do not need to be worrying about your fan friends at a time like this. NOTHING ELSE matters but your wife and baby right now--and for a good while longer than you expect after both are safe and sound at home.

Pregnancy and childbirth can be so damned fraught! Three of my nieces (all of them about y’all’s age) have been through last minute eclampsia concerns (and two full blown cases) in the past few years. But all got excellent care and we just celebrated a first birthday of identical twin girlies last week and are about to celebrate another one for my great nephew next month. All’s well after some scary damn crap!

Sending so much love and good energy to you and your little family. And jeez, what a sweet and unusual man you are to even think about updating us with your latest news. Thank you! We were/are all waiting with bated breath for the next progress report, but we fully understand that your hands and head and heart are FULL right now. Take care of yourself--we’ll be right here when you get the time and motion to check in. ❤️

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My wife had preeclampsia and bed rest for both kiddos. Stay vigilant and take care! Substack can wait!

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So glad to hear Amber + baby are well! Thanks for taking the time to update us. I'll echo what everyone else is saying - no apologies!! You have way more important things to worry about! Take care of yourself and your family! ❤️

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Thanks for the update!

But we will survive just fine waiting to hear the news from you. About a baby.

Substack to the the bottom drawer. Under old underwear. Socks with holes. Piles of lint.

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Not diggin’ on a picture of an EMPTY HOSPITAL BED for a “it’s all good” message. Shit, man. You freaked me out proper. Sooooo happy all IS good. Hang in there. Oh and read up on how to handle baby sleep problems now so you don’t have to try and put 2 coherent thoughts together when you haven’t had more than 2 hours of sleep in a row for a few weeks. Love y’all. ❤️

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Adding my voice to the above chorus. If it helps relieve your stress to communicate with us, go for it. If it’s better for you to hole up and focus on Amber and your son, then do that. Whatever works for you. You’re already a good hubby and you’ll be a great dad too! Never underestimate the importance of that job. My dad was my primary parent and I’m grateful every day for his guidance and unconditional love.

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Stop apologizing! Go be a good husband and dad. We'll be here for you. Thanks for the update.

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Aw man, what a wild ride!! I can’t even imagine how insane this all must feel! Glad you got a walk in and some comics read - take care of you while you’re taking such good care of Amber! 😊 Good luck and lots of love, buddy!

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So excited for y’all! Don’t worry about us, we’ll be here when you come back. Cherish these moments, time is about to start flying. I’m sending the best vibes to you, mama and that sweet baby.

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No worries about the substack bunch! :) You go be a papa bear, do your happy brain walks, and tend to your contractual stuff. We'll be here! (Also, I just have to say that your hospital and writing process stories are awesome. Love it!)

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I’m so excited for y’all, Corey. I bought the fabric for your baby blanket this weekend!!

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You don’t even think about us substackers/funny bunnies. You have someone else to focus on!

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We all absolutely DO give a shit about you, your wife, and your baby. Thanks for letting us know what's up. You take care of you and yours. We are all rooting for you. You're a great husband and are gonna be a great dad! Also, I loved the video you posted on FB of how to save money at the hospital.

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Babies are on THEIR schedule, not yours

My DTR was 10 days late

My son a week late.

After losing a close, dearest, relative, I went into premature labor with him

3 months early

We slowed him down and he cooked for 3 more months

Complete bed rest twice

Car accident I was involved in brought on HIS birth

They are on their own schedule

That doesn't change after birth, either

I suggest mama pay attention to *awake* times and *peaceful* times

They usually stay on that schedule for some time AFTER their *grand* entrance

Loving thoughts for healthy baby and mama

And for a sane dada

Love to you all ❤

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Corey, you’re wrong about one thing-we *do* give a shit about you, Amber, and the baby! Just do what needs doing and take care of yourself and your family.

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