What The Hell is Going On?

I have very nearly lost all faith in humanity. In fact, I’m not even sure you can use that word to describe what the hell we are anymore, because to be “human” means to be evolved past being a primate slinging shit against a wall and beating off in a tree. There are some people out there who would actually be doing us a great service if they did, in fact, quit what they were doing and filled their days with slinging shit and whoopin one in a tree. At least then they wouldn’t be bothering anyone cause we could all just go to a different part of the woods.

I don’t think politicians have ever been moral, but damn it there was at least a time when they had to pretend to be! Remember those days? See kids, used to, a candidate would run on a promise of values, integrity, and morals, and then later we would find out that was a lie and that they were actually a steaming pile of shit. Nowadays it seems like their actual campaign strategy is “vote for me, I’m a steaming pile of shit!” It’s not a bug anymore, it’s a feature.

Instead of being laughed off stage at debates by their potential constituents, they are praised for “telling it like it is!” Or “speaking their mind!” Here’s the thing though: speaking your mind is only a good thing if the things in your mind aren’t crimes against humanity, you god damn racist-pretending-to-be-Abbie Hoffman- mother fucker. You’re not a revolutionary who refuses to accept the “woke agenda”, you are a homophobic, xenophobic, racist waste of oxygen who only feels persecuted because your way of life stopped being popular in the 1800’s and you are terrified that we are moving on without you. Which we are, although it’s going a little slower than we’d hoped.

Herschel Walker has proven that a lot of people only give a shit about abortion as a talking point to make the other side look like baby-killing-monsters. Half of you sons of bitches have had one, and an even larger percentage of you would buy one for your daughter if she got knocked up by someone from the other side of the tracks. You can call me a liar all you want, but we’ve seen the receipts. As far as the Georgia senate race is concerned, that means that you have the choice between a Christian preacher, and someone who, by your own definition of abortion, is a quadruple murderer, and you are gonna pick the murderer. Over a preacher. A Christian preacher. Someone that preached about JESUS, a subject which y’all never seem to shut the fuck up about.

That has lead me to draw only one logical conclusion: you pretend to hate abortion so you don’t have to admit you hate the poor. It’s actually a pretty brilliant strategy. You can claim to be a one-issue voter and then sorta just “aww shucks” all the horrible shit your party does while you hide behind a thin veil of feigned righteousness.

“Oh no I agree with you…Trump is a nasty man, but I just can’t stand to see no babies get kilt!” Fuck you. You just don’t want to pay more taxes. OR, if you are one of the working class voters, you don’t want your BOSS to pay more taxes, because he has brainwashed you into thinking that with a little hard work you can be where he is! And when that happens, why…it wouldn’t be fair for you to have to pay more would it? Except you won’t get to where he is with “a little hard work” because he is giving that job to his son as soon as he graduates from Date Rape University (or Date Rape State if he was a Quarterback maybe)

Everytime I flip on the news or thumb through a paper or see a tweet thread written by a man whose profile picture is him in his truck wearing mirrored sunglasses, I always ask myself the same question… “What the hell is going on?” and I think I finally know the answer: We are finally seeing who we have been since the beginning, only this time it’s in 4K

Y’all have a great day if it’s possible! Love ya!

‘Corey