The Night Before The Night Before Christmas
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The Night Before The Night Before Christmas
A Poem
Twas the night before the night before Christmas
And as I lay in my bed
My sinuses have a Vice grip
Pulled tight round my head
With the covers pulled up
To my chin while I shiver
My whole body aches
Even my kidneys and liver
A balmy cold sweat
Across my body does trickle
I may need electrolytes
Or the juice from a pickle
But I don’t want to move
For I have not the strength
just turned off The Irishman
Cause I don’t like the length
Although I love some Scorsese
When I’m sick and in bed
That sumbitch is too long
I’ll watch Departed instead
The narration begins
While I’m coughing up phlegm
Jack Nicholsons so great
I’d really like to meet him
Well my pills just kicked in
Like I hoped that they would
So Merry Christmas Eve Eve to all
I hope at least YALLS has been good!
The Night Before The Night Before Christmas
Well, hell 😿.Being sick sucks anytime but somehow it’s worse during a holiday 🤒. Many thanks for all the laughs and brain stimulation you provide! Hope you feel better real soon and have the best Christmas you can under the circumstances! ¡Feliz Navidad y Un Prospero Año! 🎄🎁🥂
Oh shit, Corey! That’s just wrong. I’m so sorry, I know how much you were looking forward to Christmas. I hope you can enjoy some of it (?) and maybe have a bonus Christmas with loved ones when you’re feeling up to it again. As heathens we don’t need to tie our Christmas love to Christ anyway, right? Plus, wasn’t Jesus born in like, June or something, and they moved it to take over a pagan festival and appropriate all the fun stuff like the tree and all? Maybe a subject you can look into for POA. Sending love and healing wishes for a Merry(ish) Christmas 🎄💚❤️🎄