*The airline lost my bag last night, which had all my belongings and medication in it, so I wrote you all this poem while sitting at baggage claim to hold you over until I’m able to post my regular shenanigans*
You lost my duffle
My pills were in it
It’s a damn kerfuffle
I need a minute
To gather my thoughts
And try not to scream
About the ticket I bought
And how little it means
This is twice this year
That it’s happened you see?
I could use a beer
But that’s a problem for me
So I’ll sit and I’ll wait
With my smart water seltzer
But I really gotta say
F*ck you Delta
Oh man, Dude!
Them Delta blues
Can be so rude
Ain't no skews
Paid your fare
All your shit
Should be there
Yet you sit
Their mistake
Though you pay
For fuck's sake!
What a day
We have flown Delta often and have never had a problem. Sorry this happened to you. Losing meds is never fun.