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The Airport Blues

A Poem

Corey Ryan Forrester
Aug 11, 2022
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*The airline lost my bag last night, which had all my belongings and medication in it, so I wrote you all this poem while sitting at baggage claim to hold you over until I’m able to post my regular shenanigans*

You lost my duffle

My pills were in it

It’s a damn kerfuffle

I need a minute

To gather my thoughts

And try not to scream

About the ticket I bought

And how little it means

This is twice this year

That it’s happened you see?

I could use a beer

But that’s a problem for me

So I’ll sit and I’ll wait

With my smart water seltzer

But I really gotta say

F*ck you Delta

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charlie
Aug 11, 2022

Never check medication my friend. Keep that and passports with you at all times. Learned that the hard way.

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Sherry Williams
Aug 11, 2022

I refuse to fly Delta. They have left me and my baggage stranded many times and not always in the same place.

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