*The airline lost my bag last night, which had all my belongings and medication in it, so I wrote you all this poem while sitting at baggage claim to hold you over until I’m able to post my regular shenanigans*
You lost my duffle
My pills were in it
It’s a damn kerfuffle
I need a minute
To gather my thoughts
And try not to scream
About the ticket I bought
And how little it means
This is twice this year
That it’s happened you see?
I could use a beer
But that’s a problem for me
So I’ll sit and I’ll wait
With my smart water seltzer
But I really gotta say
F*ck you Delta
Never check medication my friend. Keep that and passports with you at all times. Learned that the hard way.
I refuse to fly Delta. They have left me and my baggage stranded many times and not always in the same place.