Congrats, World!
A Poem
A man has died and I am happy
Does that make me a piece of shit?
What if the guy was crappy?
That makes it better, doesn’t it?
Well regardless of what you say
I’m completely tickled pink!
He was mean to all the Gays!
And he looked like he might stink!
He was old when I was young
When I was still my Father’s son
I hope you choked on your own dung
Burn in hell, Pat Robertson!
Fuck that dude. I remember my dad watching him on TV back in the '80s. He was 100 years old back then.
I felt terrible about being happy. I eventually decided, “Fuck him, I’ll stay happy!”