Full audio will be up later for free here on the Subby Stack!

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About this week’s rant….

Hey, y'all! This week, like an old man, i ranted bout the weather for a bit. Mainly on account of how the tomato yield has been week this summer, and thats usually the only thing that makes the heat worth it! That lead to talking about the upcoming season of fall and how excited I am to eat chili and wear sweatshirts and what not!

Then i spent a fair amount of time talking about True Crime because they're is a new podcast out (Noble) that takes place about 5 minutes from my house and it has got me (even more than usual) jacked up about small town mysteries and what not!

Then to bring it on home, I talked about racist antiques and whether or not we should want them gone, or want them on display so we never forget our dark past.... what do y'all think?

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Today I wanted to talk to yall bout some fun drug stories regarding Hollywood!

I also touch on my shocking enthusiasm for the Democratic Party over the past 3 weeks!

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Anywho, the video for this here rant is up on my herohero… if you aint. heard the news, i’ve signed a deal with them that REALLY helps me and my family, so it will be the primary focus of my “paid content”

I have a special invite for you OG Substackers though so you can get your first 3 months for FREE! Click Here To Join Corey's herohero at a discount just for Substackers!

After you’ve done that, you are more than fine to bump your Substack membership down to “free” but i wouldn’t cancel it all together because i still intend on keepin stuff coming here, and I am still very active in the chat!

Look out for an announcement soon as i will be doing a livestream q and a to 1.) have fun with y’all, 2.) answer any questions you have about the new site!

Thanks for all the support you continue to give me!

I will be posting ALL the stuff you are used to here on Substack, just on a sleeker platform… plus you get a discount AND they have made ME a great offer that benefits me and my family, so I really hope you will support it! After your free trial, it will be the exact same price as this Substack so nothing will change on your part except for that i’ll be able to put more money in my kid’s college fund and spend more time on my audio dramas lol

Now on to todays rant! Today I talked about weight gain, weight loss, THE GREAT BREAKFAST LIE and many more things!

If talk of weight issues triggers you, I TOTALLY understand…. maybe skip this one… you wont hurt my feelings at all!

Love y’all very much, and I hope to see you on HeroHero!

‘Corey

The main thread of the rant though is how I’ve realized lately that I have changed as a person. In a good way I think, but possibly bad for my career… time will tell! Basically my realization was this: I no longer have the need to be first or to have the hottest take!

Is this from getting older? Is it from having a kid? Is it….. BECAUSE I TAKE CARE OF MY MENTAL HEALTH?

Who knows!

Hope yall enjoy my blabbering, and please have a great day!

Thanks to the 10 of you who became PAID subscribers yesterday! If you are new, WELCOME! If you’ve been here for a while and just finally felt it was worth it…. Thank you as well!

Corey

dark and scary times for America and the world. I hope that you all are safe and feel loved. You are by me!

‘Corey

Come see me on this 10 day tour if you’re in the area!

Thanks to all of you who have upgrades to a PAID subscription!

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Hope yall enjoyed the livestream this past Sunday! Full video will be out later this week!

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‘Corey

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Anyways this rant explains my absence. Technology betrayed me! Love y’all!

I’m sure that some of you were there, but for those who weren’t, as promised I downloaded the livestream and am sharing it with y’all here for a little saturday night entertainment!

I know it SOUNDS like it would be depressing, but I think I kept it moving and entertaining and cracked several jokes (mostly at my expense)

Thanks to everyone who has become a PAID subscriber this week!

BTW, Pastor Petey MIGHT be just a tad late today because…. well, i explain it in the video…. ENJOY!

‘Corey

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1.) Adam Sandler is the one who told me Hugh Hefner Died

2.) Mel Brooks sang to me on my 30th birthday

3.) I was arrested at Talladega when I was 21

4.) I taught Attorney General Eric Holder what Kegels are

5.) my sister punched me in the nose at a Jimmy Buffett concert and broke it

I posted the reveal on twitter and all the other socials, but said I’d save the FULL story on each one for a park rant….. and here is said park rant!

I hope you enjoy and are having a great week! I’ll see y’all later with more entertainment !

Also THANK YOU to everyone who upgraded to a PAID membership this week! You help keep the lights on for this little grass roots operation!

‘Corey

You've been warned! I am merely reporting the daily news, so don't shoot the messenger!

Love y'all!

Thanks to all who have upgraded to a PAID subscription this week!

‘Corey

Don’t have ADHD? You’ll probably still enjoy/relate to this because it’ll remind you of someone you know who does 🤣

Thanks so much to everyone who upgraded to a PAID subscription this week!

Love all of you and see ya later!

‘Corey

Topics include:

Being in a good mood

Being in a bad mood

A dude who pissed me off at Sam’s Club

Cracker Barrel

The world sucking

How awesome Mel Brooks is!

Thanks to everyone for being here, and those who gave upgrades to a PAID membership this week! You all rule!

Love you very much, and I hope you enjoy this rant, as well as this week’s Puttin On Airs!

‘Corey

Hey gang! Today I took to the park to rant about fast food burgers and the stranglehold some of the brands have on society…. Ok, mostly the stranglehold they have on ME 🤣

Then at the end of the rant, I talk briefly about the importance of staying diligent when it comes to your mental health… an area in which I’ve recently failed miserably!

Love yall and thank you soooo much to everyone who has upgraded to a PAID subscription!

See yall later this week!

‘Corey

Anyways, this is more a rant of appreciation and gratitude!

Love you all, and thanks to all of you who upgraded from free to PAID subscribers yesterday!

‘Corey

Had to hop on the mic to share the epic conclusion to the local street preacher who fell in a drain (that’s in the running for my favorite sentence I’ve ever typed 🤣)

In the middle of the rant I had to make an announcement of sorts, so apologies for the boredom… feel free to fast forward to me talking about Long John Silvers trying to put me in the damn poor house!

Big thanks once again to everyone this week who had upgraded to a PAID subscription! You are my heroes (and as you’ll hear in this rant, the ones who allowed me to treat my family to fast food lol)

Love yall!

‘Corey

PS. Listen to the latest episode of Puttin On Airs! It’s great:)

Today I wanted to share a story with you all, that for fear of spoiling the punch I shan’t divulge any details here…. Let’s just say, a slightly annoying feller got some karma and I for one experienced massive amounts of Schadenfreude!

Before that, I ranted a bit at how annoying I find it when other comedians try to gatekeep what people find funny!

Love yall, and thanks to all of you who upgraded to a PAID subscription yesterday!

‘Corey

Hope this makes your drive home a little bit easier, and I hope the rest of your week doesn’t suck!

Oh and BTW…. THANK YOU to the 20 new Paid subscribers I got on here this week! Means a lot to me!

Yall take care!

‘Corey